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Just a quick note. (I'm still here.)

  • Jan. 8th, 2010 at 1:54 PM
There probably won't be many updates here until I finish my archive & tag system (more detail on that later). That old tag system that I said was straightforward? So not. -head desk- I haven't posted any of my work here since Oct & have a bit of a backlog. BUT IT SHALL BE REMEDIED.

There's been a lot going on (RL, family, personal) and I'm not sure how to bring it up without bringing it up. I guess that will do :P


What am I doing now that I'm hardly ever here? [Fandomwise?]

Gearing up for:

[info]hp_kinkfest, [info]femmefest, & [info]hp_april_fools ...

I've also heard [info]sshg_exchange is coming back to town ... ( \o/ )


And I've been doing art like crazy (for fests and for fun!). I swear I'll show everyone soon ;)
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Kids say the cutest things.

  • Jan. 8th, 2010 at 2:01 PM
 My sister just called me up to tell me a story about my 4 yr old niece.  If you want a smile, continue reading.

They pulled up to a McDonalds, ordered their food in the drive through, and then parked in the parking lot to eat their lunch.  My niece had a happy meal of course - hamburger, fries, and a drink.  As she was downing her hamburger, she looked over and saw that her mom was only eating fries.
Niece: "Where is your hamburger, Mommy?"
Sister: "I didn't get a hamburger because I don't eat meat" (my sister is a vegetarian.)
Niece: "Well, I do!  I loooooooove meat!"
Sister: "Well that's good, you can eat meat if you want to eat meat"
Niece: "Why don't you eat meat, Mommy?"
Sister: "Because what you're eating is actually a cow"
My niece (which a mouthful of hamburger of course) then looked at her hamburger, back at her mom, at her hamburger, back at her mom...
Meanwhile, my sister is wondering if she will continue to eat her hamburger now that she knows that it is actually a cow....
Niece: "I think the cow is peeing on me!"


So completely random, but so ridiculously cute.  Kids just crack me up.
And by the way, she then finished the rest of her sandwich, so I guess she wasn't too concerned about the cow she was eating. =P
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I'm back and pleased to say that I'll be posting a full complement of Remus/Sirius fanworks this month! I've lots and lots to choose from as 2009 was another good year for this pairing.....

Title: a summer wasting
Gaining Access: Open
Author: This was a collaboration between [info]crooked & [info]closet_zebra
Length/Word Count: This was written to prompts so it’s in short chapters but the whole is cohesive and about ~ 5,700 total.
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG-13
Author's Website: Look for [info]crooked at her website and [info]closet_zebra at her LJ.
Why everyone should read this: I realize that we are located all over the world but it’s been very cold where I live and thought this tale from [info]dogdaysofsummer might make a refreshing change from your weather or the winter fest reading. This story, set in 1977, has the seventeen year old Marauders traveling on their own to Blackpool for a week’s holiday at the shore in a VW caravanette. There’s skinny boys, sand, smokes, pub crawls and simply marvelous UST, even a happy ending. Won’t you try this little taste of summer?

Remus John Lupin is a stupid fuck. )
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Title: But Someone’s Got to Do It
Gaining Access: Open Access
Author: [info]chazpure
Length/Word Count: 10,300
Alternate Links to Fic/Art: At hp_springsmut
Pairing: Charlie/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When Neville undertakes a botanical research project at the Romanian Dragon Reservation, Charlie Weasley is delighted at the opportunity to get away from his boring paperwork and lend a hand, no matter how dirty the job.
Author's Website: The Archive at the End of the Universe (which doesn’t include this story)
Why everyone should read this: This is a fantastic story, rich with detail and humor. Neville is quiet and confident and focused, and Charlie is capable and sexy as hell. However, Charlie fans will want to read this for one reason, and one reason only – his dragon tattoo, Helga. Tattooed!Charlie is probably his best-known fanon cliché; this fic was my first introduction to it, and a lovely introduction it was! This fic will make you smile and leave you hot and bothered, and those can only be good things, right?


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It's THIS cold out here...

  • Jan. 8th, 2010 at 12:03 AM

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Hook 'em, Horns!

  • Jan. 7th, 2010 at 7:18 PM
In about 45 minutes The University of Texas plays against some team from the southeast somewhere for the National Championship of college football.

We are definitely the underdog.  I've been told we shouldn't even be in the game, even though we are undefeated.

What counts is that we are there.

And now, all rise! Horns up! I found the words so you can all sing along!


May the best team win!
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So.

  • Jan. 7th, 2010 at 6:39 PM
When I see my older sister's facebook.

And see that, by the way, she is suddenly my younger sister, judging by the birthday she posted.

I'm not allowed to bust her, am I?

~glares~

I mean, honestly.

ETA:  She made herself NINE years younger.
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Another Clock & Thank you

  • Jan. 7th, 2010 at 5:08 PM
 Thank you all for your wonderful advice on my previous entry. I really appreciate it.

Here is another clock that I have up for sale on my etsy shop - also made from a recycled record. :)

KMstudioDOTcom.etsy.com



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State of the Goat 2009

  • Jan. 7th, 2010 at 1:10 PM


It's been a momentous 12 months here at LiveJournal. We crossed a capital T at Ten years young. And, like most precocious pubescents, we celebrated turning double digits by publishing our first book! Needless to say, we've experienced some major changes, both inside and out. Before we recap, we'd like to thank you for bearing with us as we've struggled through ungainly growth spurts, identity pangs, and, yes, the occasional blemish. We hope you'll continue to stand by us: We're gaining wisdom with maturity.

Stuff you liked

  • Back in February, we placed a call for entries for our ten-year anniversary anthology in [info]lj_turns10. In December (less than a year later!), we officially announced the publication of Live Journal: The First Decade. Featuring an inspired collection of writing, photographs, and artwork from the pages of LiveJournal history, the book has been selected by Blurb.com as a top staff pick! We are proud to have played host to so much talent over the years, and we thank our contributors for sharing their extraordinary work.
  • We all love quirky surprises, but not when it comes to managing our account settings. This year we streamlined settings into one central account management area. No more sifting through FAQs to figure out how to control privacy settings, modify notifications, adjust mobile settings, or update contact information!
  • Being users ourselves, we realize our own mothers couldn't find us on LiveJournal based on our usernames and userpics alone (*heaves heavy sigh of relief*). But since there are times when we actually want to be found, we created a search tool--Find Your Friends--to help locate people by email address (it's in the Friends drop-down menu).
  • Spam counter-attack: The war against vicious malware and spambots reigns eternal, but we've been making serious inroads to ensure your online security. We've established new protocols, such as requiring email address validations. We've grown more savvy about ferreting out suspicious behavior. We've added features, like whitelisting, to help you protect your communities. Our valiant (i.e., overworked) spam avengers (a/k/a the LiveJournal ops team) are standing on red alert so you can sleep safely at night.
  • After an intensive beta, we launched My Guests at the end of the year, which lets you see who's been hanging around your journal. A number of you have even discovered secret admirers (not all of whom are creepy)!
  • Last, but by no means least, we want to thank our volunteers for providing invaluable support and feedback. Their Herculean efforts enable us to answer your questions more efficiently, identify spammers, reduce abuse, and deliver better features (through tireless testing). On behalf of the staff and the larger LiveJournal community, we are truly grateful for their diligence, intelligence, loyalty, and passion.

You got your fix

  • We recently debugged a number of the oustanding issues with the rich text editor so your entries look great regardless of whether you know html. You can read more about text editors here.
  • In response to user demand, we brought back international voice posting. Please note that this still needs more tweaking, and we are working on the one-minute cut-off issue. For more info on voice posting, read here.
  • At long last, we revived TxtLJ with Verizon. For more info on TxtLJ, check out the FAQ.

Paid features you enjoyed

  • In December, we introduced My Stats, which provides detailed data on who's been viewing your entries as well as statistics on commenting, RSS requests, friending history, and more. Despite a few early glitches, the response has been extremely favorable.
  • This year, we launched and improved Notes (i.e., the feature formerly known as Alias), which lets you add private comments on friends and commenters (it's in the Profile drop-down menu). This way you won't be caught red-faced when you strain to remember details about that wonderful LiveJournal friend who sent you a birthday vGift. For more info, read the FAQ.
  • When we first announced View friends pages by date, we thought it would be a quiet, minor enhancement. The rave reaction floored us, which made us all very happy. We gave it a fine tuning in February of 2009, so it's even better!
  • How embarrassing! It appears pingbacks have gone back to the shop for service. We’ll keep you posted. We didn't know just much you liked pingbacks until it went in for service. It's back and, judging by your irritation when it wasn't available, this is good news. FYI, pingbacks send instant notifications (via screened comments) whenever someone links to one of your entries on LiveJournal. For more info, read this entry in [info]paidmembers or check out the FAQ.

Mixed reviews

  • The search is still on. Some of you have reported getting more comprehensive results for keyword searches using the new Yandex search engine and like the ability to search within content categories (like entries or comments). Others have not been satisfied with the relevancy of search results. Please be patient. We're still tweaking this product.
  • This past December, we wanted to try out a new holiday promotion. Given the crap economy, we decided to offer our Paid/Permanent users a stack of $10 coupons to send to Basic/Plus users for paid account upgrades. We hoped you would like it. And some of you did, but many were disappointed that we didn't offer Give More as well. We want to thank you so much for letting us know. Your input will help us plan better in the future. Just FYI, Paid/Permanent users can continue to send out coupons through January 15th. Coupons can be redeemed through January 31, 2010.
  • We were pretty excited about Your Journal Your Money, which allows Paid/Permanent users to earn extra cash by displaying Google ads to Basic/Plus and logged out users. A number of you tried it. Some of you really like it. Others, not so much. (Just FYI, Paid/Permanent users who do not participate in this program will not view ads on journals. Participants will see ads on their own journal, but won't see them on other journals unless they specifically opt in.) For additional details, visit here.
  • We relaunched m.livejournal.com, our mobile app. While it offers a nicer UI and enhanced functionality, some of you think we can do better on load times. Like most of us, it's a work in progress. You can customize your mobile settings here. For more info, please read the FAQ.

Missing Inaction

  • We shudder to bring up the neon purple elephant squatting on our heads, but, yes, we didn't give you those a la carte userpics. We've been making radical improvements to our backend in order to support them. But no excuses. We know you want them. We cringe every time you mention them. We're sorry we dropped the ball on this, and we promise to do our best to get them to you in 2010.

Stumbling points

  • Back in early August, we experienced outages related to a series of DDoS attacks. We are proud to report that we were down a total of one hour over the course of a few days. We thank our heroic ops guys for getting us up sooner and more consistently than any of our less fortunate social networking friends. We apologize for leaving you temporarily stranded.
  • A couple of months back, we offered a free, unrestricted vGift, which induced a snowflake cookie avalanche. This resulted in backed up/delayed notifications, which, in turn, led us to reboot systems, rendering scrapbooks unavailable. It took a while to shovel free. Apologies for the inconvenience. We learned a valuable lesson that should keep us calamity-free in the future (fingers crossed while knocking on wood).
  • That darn Best Buy ad. First off, we're sorry about the audio auto-play (we got it turned off as quickly as possible). While it's true that we'll continue to show this type of ad to accounts that normally see them (never to Paid/Permanent accounts), we'll make sure the sound defaults to off moving forward. We promise to do our very best to keep ads to a minimum on LiveJournal, while keeping a roof over Frank's head.

Full steam ahead!

As we plunge headfirst into the next decade, we want to take a moment to look back and thank all of our employees, both past and present, who have worked so hard to create our unique and magical universe. We couldn't have made it this far without you: Your contributions brighten our path everyday. We also want to extend our heartfelt appreciation to each and every one of you. Whether you've been around for ten days or ten years, your humor, intelligence, talent, and creativity are what makes this the most vibrant global community on the Internet (the best place on the Web, in our humble opinion). Here's hoping that 2010 will be the greatest year yet! We thank you for joining us as we embark upon another glorious decade of LiveJournal history!

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Title: Hide
Artist: bruni
Rating: R
Pairing: Dean/Seamus/Luna
Artist's Website: IJ
Why you chose this piece: This is just a gorgeous piece of art. Done in pencil, it captures Dean, Seamus, & Luna just before Seamus closes the curtains to give them a little privacy! The facial expressions are absolutely lovely, and Seamus's rumpled, unbuttoned shirt (& his belly-button!) & Dean's roaming hands will make you melt into a little puddle. It really makes you feel like you've just caught them in a moment, and... oh, just go look!
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School and other dinners

  • Jan. 7th, 2010 at 8:49 PM
Ask an average seven-year-old child what they would like for tea and you will most probably hear:

"Chips!"

"Spaghetti!"

"Chocolate!"

"Chips!"


This is what Tania told me:

"Poached salmon with potatoes and vegetables."

"..."

And as an afterthought:

"With dill sauce."

Vot?

I had no idea just how much school dinners improved since Jamie Oliver has taken matters in hand...
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stolen from kiwiria

  • Jan. 7th, 2010 at 8:10 AM

For all of my friends with small kids:

What your baby would tell you if he could talk:

1. I have my blankie, you have your caffeine. Enough said.

2. Don't be jealous, but I think I'm in love with the ceiling fan.

3. I know where the remote control is, but it'll cost you.

4. To you, it's just an empty egg carton; to me it's PlayStation 2.

5. Actually, I don't mind sitting in a bathtub that I've peed in.

6. Bang a screwdriver slowly and steadily into your gums. That's what teething feels like.

7. Two words I'd rather not hear from you: rectal thermometer.

8. There's no point in teaching me to say "mama" or "dada." My first word is going to be "hat."

9. I've told you five times what cow says. If you can't remember, I'm not telling you again.

10. There is no question that I can cry longer than you can listen.

11. I'm not just wildly throwing my food. I'm exploring the laws of gravity, estimating mass, and testing wind velocity.

12. If you wanted a good sleeper, you should have gotten a cat.

13. Who that baby in the mirror you keep asking me about?

14. If my bottom is so darn cute, why is someone always trying to cover it up?

15. Who are you two to tell me how important it is to sleep alone?

16. What you secretly believe is true: I am much smarter than other babies.

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